British army in man eating badger PR crisis

Rumours in Basra have emerged that the British Army has released man eating badgers to terrorise the locals.

Despite string assurances by the army some locals are not convinced.

It has emerged that the creatures are honey badgers and have been forced south by floods in the marshes.

They are harmless unless cornered and are indigenous to the region. They are not in the pay of the British although they started to appear near the army base.

This PR crisis should blow over as long as Greater Manchester Transport do not get involved.